Coseratory Roof Specialist With 30 Years Experience £20

[Poles Apart]

"Hi were called d and r cleaning services we empty all the gutters for £20 we also do window cleaning and also clean all facia and gutters £50 we clean conservatory roofs for £20 we are fully insured call Richard 07525 450062 or Daren on07545 965511"

 

[Poles Apart]

it's impossible to clean a conservatory roof to a high standard for £20

 

[Poles Apart]

"£20 high standard"

 

[Poles Apart]

We are experts at this it has taken 2 of us 3 hours to do the last few of these, that's applying detergents, scrubbing and then rinsing, as a partnership we have to be payed a wage after paying business running costs. How long does it take you to do one of these?

 

[Poles Apart]

These are Facebook comments, no answer so far to that question?

 

[Poles Apart]

I did get this one, trouble is I've been getting loads off work in this area these posts are on a area group.

"Lol I've been running my business for 30 years very successful keep your prices down to satisfy the customers"

 

[Poles Apart]

Keep prices down to lower standards more like, to operate for these prices means his business is losing money.

 

[Dave B]

But if he is using ubik neat surely he is 10 times quicker :rofl:

 

[Poles Apart]

But if he is using ubik neat surely he is 10 times quicker :rofl:

Sounds like he's drinking the stuff neat to me Dave.

 

[adamangler]

confused.

what are you asking mate?

or are you just taking **** out of this cheap dude

 

[Trev81]

A 16 year old would be earning more doing a paper round than what that chump is earning cleaning a conservatory to a decent standard for £20!

I do lots and enjoy doing them, I have a high standard but charge accordingly, it's rare I do them under £100, which is a fair price for the work involved.

 

[TolishAPurd]

The problem is that that assclown is advertising his dumb prices, so everyone that sees that add is going to think that it's the going rate. He needs a poke in the eye.

 

[mark]

it doesn't bother me in the slightest what others charge,go in high!!! which will enable you to complete the job to a high standard, you will be then recommended.only budgies go cheep

 

[Andy]

As iv said before they can afford to do them prices probably no tax and on the jam roll.

 

[Dave B]

It annoys me as when you quote a good high price they say "last time i only paid 40 quid"

"Well phone that bloke again sweetheart cos i ain't doing it for 40 quid"

 

[adamangler]

cheap window claner | in Bradford, West Yorkshire | Gumtree

this guy seems a bargain also

 

[TolishAPurd]

We had a "5pound any house" bellend around us for a bit, not seen him for a while though, funny how that happens.

 

[Dave B]

We had a polish dude doing a fiver a house a few years ago

We were all ready to lynch him (a load of local windies who chat)

He dissapeared a couple of months after starting after all of us losing a few customers

 

[Andy]

Come on then where is he buried

 

[Dave B]

Krakow probably lol

 

[mark]

we all make mistakes!!!I quoted a large pressure washing job last week,way underpriced.it had taken much longer than I expected,but hey!! she was pleased & gave me a good tip.i went in high as I thought & paid the price!!horses for courses