Shiny
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A few "why is it/why do questions following today's observations:
Why do dog owners out walking their pooch stop and let it p!ss up your "trip hazard sign ?
Why do customers with a oversized conny fitted into a already small garden suddenly decide to stick a great big ornermental pot right in the very spot where you need to stand in order to reach a already arkward upper window ?
Why is it customers wait until your at full reach with your pole, leaning at an angle to get that arkward window come out the house were you've been for the last 20 mins and say "can I pay you now" ?
Why do kids think it's funny to keep shouting" hey mister you've missed a bit, mister you've missed a bit, hey deaf git you've missed a bit"
Why do council houses seem to get splattered with bird sh!t more than other properties?
Why is it on certain streets doesnt matter what day you go or what time of day, you get the knobby neighbour see's you settling yea gear up and then out he comes with his ladder and bucket and starts to clean his own windows ( looking across at you with that look of ah window cleaners who needs em) ?
Why do customers leave the back gate locked when you text the night before and they replied "ok I 'll leave the gate open ?
If you have any answers to the above or have you own "why is it/why do questions to add then feel free to reply...!!!
Why do dog owners out walking their pooch stop and let it p!ss up your "trip hazard sign ?
Why do customers with a oversized conny fitted into a already small garden suddenly decide to stick a great big ornermental pot right in the very spot where you need to stand in order to reach a already arkward upper window ?
Why is it customers wait until your at full reach with your pole, leaning at an angle to get that arkward window come out the house were you've been for the last 20 mins and say "can I pay you now" ?
Why do kids think it's funny to keep shouting" hey mister you've missed a bit, mister you've missed a bit, hey deaf git you've missed a bit"
Why do council houses seem to get splattered with bird sh!t more than other properties?
Why is it on certain streets doesnt matter what day you go or what time of day, you get the knobby neighbour see's you settling yea gear up and then out he comes with his ladder and bucket and starts to clean his own windows ( looking across at you with that look of ah window cleaners who needs em) ?
Why do customers leave the back gate locked when you text the night before and they replied "ok I 'll leave the gate open ?
If you have any answers to the above or have you own "why is it/why do questions to add then feel free to reply...!!!