Best Excuses You've Had For Cancellations Hee Hee

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  1. Poles Apart

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    Decided that this subject deserves it's own thread. Best ones so far:

    1. I've been to the dentist
    2. It's too windy
    3. My husband is reading the paper
    4. My husband is wearing his boxers:rofl:
     
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  2. steve garwood

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    Disappointed my one only came forth, Lol. I've dumped them bell ends now
     
  3. daveyboy

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    I've just got a puppy was 1 i had
    Wouldn't be so bad but i was only doing outside lol
     
  4. Poles Apart

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    They weren't in any order of merit we can have a vote though
     
  5. Poles Apart

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    My husband wearing boxes would be number one on reflection
     
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    I was boning my missus would be a genuine one for winds on ladders
     
  7. steve garwood

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    I was only joking, but cheers
     
  8. Poles Apart

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    Gutter cleaners with cameras on Poles could be construde as intrusive especially with recording equipment
     
  9. Poles Apart

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    Maybe that's a business op bribery perhaps?
     
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    Blackmail I think is the operative?
     
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