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Confessions Of A Window Cleaner

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All Round Cleaning

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What are your confessions as a window cleaner ?????

When I had a dabble a good 10yrs ago ( i say a dabble i done 2 houses then packed up ) .

I done a house where this woman was living with her mom , we priced it up something stupid like a fiver and she agreed for us to do it there and then . so had a chat with the daughter a 30 something single SJP type sex and the city rubbish and she said be careful when cleaning my windows .

I said why is this then she said I have left my dildos on the dressing table by the window lol

low and behold yep they were there neatly lined up about 6 different ones .

was bloody gobsmacked that she would say something like that especially to a window cleaner lol .

 
What did you say pal? Lol I would have asked for a demo and I'll show her my lovely long pole. You should go back see if you can get her as a customer?

 
which one mate ? the being in love or the being larger than me and my mate .
Well lets put it this way my wife that I adore is at home waiting for me, Holly Willabooby offers it on a plate in a sexy rubber outfit round at number 69.

Hollies havin it lol,

 
The amount of customers Ive seen in there birthday suit goes beyond me, but whats not good is most of them are 60+ year old men that come to the door having it all hanging!

 
The amount of customers Ive seen in there birthday suit goes beyond me, but whats not good is most of them are 60+ year old men that come to the door having it all hanging!
I'm givin up window cleaning urgh.
 
In feb I picked up customer she asked if I could clean her windows but text night before n she would leave money out. So first clean I text night before to wich she replied back n started into conversation tht evolved into text sex. Iv been round twice for but action but knocked it on the head as she wasn't best looking thing so I thought is it really worth losing 9 quid if it all went **** up so made my excuses lol

 


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