What Next

[Smurf]

Been off with flu now got the runs today and all out of man pants. What ever next? :Image13:

 

[ivanbigtoe]

man boobs :Image4:

 

[Andykarlaxxx]

Lmao smurf

 

[Bingo]

Been off with flu now got the runs today and all out of man pants. What ever next? :Image13:

Make sure you wipe-off....or you'll end up with clinkers :Image3: .

 

[Andykarlaxxx]

Get a vindaloo down u that will flush ur downspout out

 

[Bingo]

Keeps the 'Brown Star' clean, a good Vindaloo :Image13: .

 

[Andykarlaxxx]

Lol

 

[Smurf]

I've flushed so much this morning I broke me ballcock :Image13:

 

[Andykarlaxxx]

Lmao i would not like to use your toilet after one of them episodes

 

[Smurf]

Indeed...at lest I did not get caught short at a customers house like I did a few months back.

 

[Bingo]

Indeed...at lest I did not get caught short at a customers house like I did a few months back.

Done that on a night out :Image1: ....

thought I was going to let a big rapper of a fart out :Image7: .....but followed through :Image4: ...

I tried staying out for a few more pints......but......the stench was to much to bear :Image13: .

I hasten to add...this was a long time ago :Image9:

 

[norm]

wet/dry vac will sort you mate :Image13:

suck your ass dry without leaving your seat

 

[Smurf]

great idea norm but I pity the poor devil that has to clean it out :Image13:

 

[norm]

thats why we got married :Image13:

 

[Duncs]

time to jump in bath and give your **** gd wash smurf dirty dog

hoy your pants in when your there

 

[Smurf]

Cheers lads...all sorted now :Image9: