They are funny aren't they copied from another forum, a story about a fart. And then there was this other time when I worked in this old bloke's house. He said "a couple of radiators aren't working, I'll show you". So I walked behind him to the living room. As he bent down to show me the cold spot on the radiator, he let out a rasping fart. Being the professional I was, I didn't crack my face and he said nothing. Then I followed him upstairs to the other radiator, each step he took on the stairs he did a little pump. I still held it together. When he bent down to show me the next cold spot, he did one of those that sounds like a bluebottle buzzing around. I was by now literally biting my tongue to stop myself laughing, but cracked when he said "right me Mon, can I leave you to it? Cuz I think I'm gunna **** meself".