When someone starts a call with.... Hi I know this is weird

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by peter rogers, Aug 16, 2016.

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  1. peter rogers

    peter rogers Grand Master
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    :666::666:So get this call . I know this is weird but I see you live down the street from me... Ok I thought I asked her what was wrong.. So she was locked outta the house lol

    Could you please clean my windows and while ur at it jump in my bedroom window :eek::eek::eek::666:

    I was like .. Err. What do u mean ... U have. A big ladder cud u jump in my window and unlock my bedroom door cause it blew shut while the snib wasn on..

    Ok I said .. Il be down after I drink tea .. Popped down .. Took my fold up ladders out of van as didn't need big ones

    Cleansed the windows and 20 mins later had nice wee ££ handed to me

    Done a great deed and got paid .. Yess

    Has this happens to any of use
     
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  2. David K

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    Great !! :thumbsup: And while your at it , why not ask for a prepared meal every evening ! Delivered at your doorstep ! Remember you Said youre a bachelor , you just gotta say " heroes need food from their neighbours to survive ! ":D
     
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  3. steve garwood

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    Yes. Many years ago the daughter of a customer (about 18 and stunning) approached me and explained she was locked out. Took the ladder to the property and saw the upstairs window open.
    The problem was, I'm a bit of a fatty and knew I wouldn't fit through." No problem, I'll go up there if you stand on the bottom of the ladder" she says.
    Up she goes, I look up to see if she's ok, and am staring straight at a little white thong!!! She's bending over to get through the window for ages and its an image that's stuck in my head :thumbsup:
     
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  4. norm

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    and she then emptied the flat cus she is a burgler
     
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  5. peter rogers

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    She unlocked the front door first lol. I'm not that dum lol. It was the bedroom door that was locked David K I'm going with someone at the moment lol
     
  6. daveyboy

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    I had it once years ago but i didn't want to climb through her window
    Only yale lock as she was having a smoke out front and door slammed shut so used tesco clubcard and was in within 2 seconds
    Got a cuppa out of it and a good stare at her norks while she weren't looking
     
  7. steve garwood

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    Lol, norks, very 80s davieboy :thumbsup:
     
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  8. daveyboy

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    I was trying to be polite lol
     
  9. David K

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    Sounds like meals ! :D
     
  10. Pigeon

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    eh? she could also be a sneaky burgular hiring you to do the dirty job :D
     
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