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You mean dog **** !?

Actually i do a lot commercial but not more than 50% . Weather is mostly cloudy and about 10 degrees . Fearing the subzeros when wfp ... What do you guys do in subzero ?

can i ask you a favour ? whats the Danish words for "eat sh//t "

 

i tell you why im asking- my in laws moved to Denmark this summer and id like to speak the lingo when next we chat

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David K
can i ask you a favour ? whats the Danish words for "eat sh//t "

 

i tell you why im asking- my in laws moved to Denmark this summer and id like to speak the lingo when next we chat

Ha ha !! Okay then you must say " aed lort !" Or æd lort " direct translation . You guys are best friends i Can tell

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mmmm,cheers dave -i will practice saying that , many many times " hallo trevor ....aed lort "

 

does it get really cold over there? i mean so cold you die quite easily if you lose your doorkey in the snow. say yes

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Green Pro Clean Ltd
I believe that there is a time for everything , and this forum is for cleaning and other related issues

 

WRONG WRONG AND WRONG AGAIN DAVID.

 

This is not a forum for the sole purpose of discussing window cleaning and cleaning related issues.

 

This IS a forum where window cleaners / gutter cleaners / power washers and similar minded folk come together to have a chat, swap tips, help out newbies and unwind with like minded acquaintances after a long day on the windows or a longer day listening to their wives (Shazza and Becs exculded from that statement)

 

Boarcity has done nothing other than make an observation of how well presented the JWs are that he encounters on his round, there is no need for you to get defensive.

 

Earlier this year I sold part of a round to another window cleaner and my biggest regret was just one house, JWs two sisters sharing the house and they were identical twins and man they were STUNNING!! If I wern't an unhappily married man I would have considered converting just for a date with one of them! :)

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Green Pro Clean Ltd

By the way, just got to the conversation so riled up and ready to go!!

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David K
mmmm,cheers dave -i will practice saying that , many many times " hallo trevor ....aed lort "

 

does it get really cold over there? i mean so cold you die quite easily if you lose your doorkey in the snow. say yes

Sure !! Alaska go home !

No i believe its a bit Like uk .. Lots of cloudy Weather

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you dont happen to live anywhere near Aalestrup do you dave . i bleve its a small town in the north. be a hell of a coincidence if you DO live there

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David K

No ! But ive actually bought a moped there once when i was 15 ! , i live near Odense , The HC Andersen town !

you dont happen to live anywhere near Aalestrup do you dave . i bleve its a small town in the north. be a hell of a coincidence if you DO live there

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Jake

There are loads of JW window cleaners, the owners of cleaning spot, window cleaning warehouse, Gardiner pole systems etc etc, are all JW's...

 

There's a lot more than you think, though I only know of two on this forum, David k, and I believe nat Jones is as well...?

 

But yeah there are tonnes of them boar... They tie it in with there door knocking as its a way to spread there religion...

 

And no, I'm not one!

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Guest Tony Hall

Hi guys,

Just wanted to say that almost of the window cleaners in my town are JW's and I can spot them a mile off. They seem to only talk to each other and have nothing to show that they run a window cleaning business apart from ladders on a roof and the boab. Each to his own I suppose as we are all out trying to make a living, its just that some of us do it in style (clothes/style do you get it:rofl:):thumbsup:

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Diwrnach

All I can think of with JW is talking to an old boy in the pub almost crying that he lost his wife because she had, in his words "been brainwashed by JWs" and refused a blood transfusion when she was in her 50s and she died leaving him a widow, he is now in his 80s with nothing to live for.

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Guest MrBump

Tolish where my hobhob! :laugh:

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TolishAPurd
Tolish where my hobhob! :laugh:

You've done well to get this far without finding it mate.:D

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Jon Grainger

I am a Jehovah's Witness and proud of it.

 

And no I don't have a showboat round (unless you call 12hour days taking it easy ;)) or wear nylon slacks... I nearly spat my coffee out laughing reading that stereotype:laugh:

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David K

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No ! But ive actually bought a moped there once when i was 15 ! , i live near Odense , The HC Andersen town !

 

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I am a Jehovah's Witness and proud of it.

 

And no I don't have a showboat round (unless you call 12hour days taking it easy ;)) or wear nylon slacks... I nearly spat my coffee out laughing reading that stereotype:laugh:

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David K

:rofl::P:rofl:Ive actually considered loosing the blues and go " tourist-style

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Green Pro Clean Ltd
But hey, religion doesn't hurt anyone!

 

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Diwrnach

"If there is a God, Atheism must seem to him as less of an insult than religion" - Edmond de Goncourt

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till

One of the window cleaners who does quite a lot of the shop calls in my town is a jehovah witness on seeing him cleaning windows one Saturday I said " you should get a proper job" He replied " that's what everyone says when I go door knocking for the brotherhood"

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Part Timer

The lad I worked with was a Jehovah, very pleasant young lad until he got into trouble with the Elders! Mucking about whist married, went rapidly down hill after, and if he hadn't left would have sacked him. Working in a call centre in Edinburgh now earning half as much and working twice as long!!!!!!!!

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SkulBlaker

There's a JW boy in the new estate I'm in. Now I'm new to Windows trad like you know, so not the fastest out there but getting quicker, this boy must have taken a good 45 minutes to do a 4 bed detached wimpy home. Not a great deal of windows in it but the speed at which he was going was ridiculous. Windows were pretty bad and no frames wiped down either, will see if he's still around after the winter.

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WJCN64
I am a Jehovah's Witness and proud of it.

 

And no I don't have a showboat round (unless you call 12hour days taking it easy ;)) or wear nylon slacks... I nearly spat my coffee out laughing reading that stereotype:laugh:

haha me to brother, i dont have a show boat round either!

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David K
There's a JW boy in the new estate I'm in. Now I'm new to Windows trad like you know, so not the fastest out there but getting quicker, this boy must have taken a good 45 minutes to do a 4 bed detached wimpy home. Not a great deal of windows in it but the speed at which he was going was ridiculous. Windows were pretty bad and no frames wiped down either, will see if he's still around after the winter.

Hey ! I used to be Like "speedy Gonzales " on the job , i guess being a JW has making me a total slow-Joe ...

Glad the mystery is Solved ! Couldnt figure Out what happened to me ! :rofl:

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