you know your a window cleaner when...

[PDixon cvs]

You know your a window cleaner when your behind and on work and you open the door to torrential rain

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[Pickingpaul]

When the forecast says heavy rain all day tomorrow and your happy inside because at least you have an excuse to have a lyin and the day off

 

[Ant]

When, even when you're hung over you don't mind getting up and going to work....sort of!

Think I'll let the part timer do tops today!!

 

[Jake]

When you look and the suited and booted and think 'what a cr@p job you lot have' whilst heading home at 3pm with a good wage and no stress G-)

 

[till]

When you are in the high street with the wife . and a woman stops you and says "could you do my insides next time you're round? ". Cue funny look from wife.

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[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

When you wake up and go and clean windows all day!

Something a little like this: wake, eat, clean windows, eat, ignore wife, check forum, shower, sleep, repeat.

 

[cheapncheerful]

Just block his number @cheapncheerful, I have with a customer who always cancelled the regular clean, and then regularly called me in the evening, asking if I could go the next day. She's gone! /emoticons/biggrin.png

nah I just put his bill in....all small jobs ..add up ..£209.29p..

now as for another custy ..yep....I would love to block her...but my cheapncheerful phone handsets no one knows how to do it..

 

[PDixon cvs]

nah I just put his bill in....all small jobs ..add up ..£209.29p..
now as for another custy ..yep....I would love to block her...but my cheapncheerful phone handsets no one knows how to do it..

I use an app called call control

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[Dave B]

Google how to do it..you will find how on there

nah I just put his bill in....all small jobs ..add up ..£209.29p..
now as for another custy ..yep....I would love to block her...but my cheapncheerful phone handsets no one knows how to do it..

 

[Diwrnach]

You know you are a window cleaner when........ you have a quiet day without wife and kids with nothing to do but relax and you spend it researching van mounts, water fed poles, brushes and goose necks while keeping an eye on a window cleaning forum......

 

[till]

You know when you're a window cleaner when. Your wife moans about the state of your own windows. Then threatens to get another window cleaner in to give them a going over with his pole ! ( and I am trad cleaner )

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[Dave B]

My mrs thinks I'm obsessed as i clean them weekly

 

[TolishAPurd]

You know when you're a window cleaner when. Your wife moans about the state of your own windows. Then threatens to get another window cleaner in to give them a going over with his pole ! ( and I am trad cleaner )
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My mrs used threaten me with that when I wasnt putting up the curtain poles she wanted. She told me she was going to call another handyman in to do it. I told her that if she does that I'll call a woman in to do the cleaning. ...soon nipped that in the bud./emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[KieMan]

You ain't a window cleaner till you have used the old excuse text "sorry my van broke down won't be able to get to u today" to a customer cause you want to Finish early.....I actually have it saved in a blank email.

 

[Jake]

You ain't a window cleaner till you have used the old excuse text "sorry my van broke down won't be able to get to u today" to a customer cause you want to Finish early.....I actually have it saved in a blank email.

Classic, I've done that twice!

 

[Jake]

When your driving down the road with the wife and you say 'I clean that one, and that one there'

 

[Dave B]

And then my wife says "will you shut up"

 

[Jacob]

When your driving down the road with the wife and you say 'I clean that one, and that one there'

Relief, thought i was just weird doing that. Now im not alone :laugh:

 

[Ant]

Yep! My wife just mimics me now as we're driving along but in sarcastic tone

 

[Dave B]

I do it as it winds her up

I do most of our mates houses so when we go round one of their houses i wait till we pull up and say..i do that one

She doesn't find it as funny as i do for some reason

 

[Ant]

As long as we find it funny, that's the main thing, our own amusement /emoticons/biggrin.png