you know your a window cleaner when...

[Dave B]

The amount of times I've nearly crashed my car or van in london while looking at women while driving..

 

[Ant]

When you are so so sick of hearing the phrase "you missed a bit"

 

[Tuffers]

The amount of times I've nearly crashed my car or van in london while looking at women while driving..

I remember watching a bird cleaning her car wearing a mini skirt, well I was watching her in the reflection of the glass while I was over the road :specs. Bugger me she bent right over to clean the carpet, I nearly got whiplash to get a proper gander :rofl:

 

[Trev81]

When you spend more time looking for dirty frames and windows than looking where your going!

 

[Ant]

I remember watching a bird cleaning her car wearing a mini skirt, well I was watching her in the reflection of the glass while I was over the road :specs. Bugger me she bent right over to clean the carpet, I nearly got whiplash to get a proper gander :rofl:

I'm a sucker for a cleavage me, looking down from up the ladder can sometimes be a treat :specs

 

[Duncs]

when you go full carbon davey you will come home still fresh not having to use heavy poles all day

you can do extra 30mins pumping iron at night

 

[steve garwood]

When you dread those words " ah being as you have a ladder, can you just do me a small favour"

 

[MrBump]

...you wait by the letterbox for the postman like an angry dog, panting all excited while you wait for your latest cleaning gadget (or new gutter vac)/emoticons/biggrin.png

Or when you get caught browing for a new wfp brush and you have to blag your actually looking at porn...

 

[Jacob]

You go buy a nice building and you think 'yeah wish i cleaned those windows'....

 

[peter rogers]

when u go out to resturants and shopping you price up wat ued charge and ur checking out wat sorta job been done

 

[Tuffers]

when u go out to resturants and shopping you price up wat ued charge and ur checking out wat sorta job been done

I do it all the time /emoticons/biggrin.png. There's a car showroom by us and the windows are massive and they slope back if you know what I mean. Freekin massive it is. I drive passed and try and work a price out, no point as there is too much glass to price and I'm way past while I'm still counting :rofl:

 

[peter rogers]

fcukong went to bangor tonight to pick van up and near crashed lol wanna see the bird that was joggin down the road lol

 

[Eviestevie]

Trad.when your hands stick to ladder on winter morn!!

 

[cheapncheerful]

yep evie.....your a window cleaner when your out in the rain sleet snow ...

non of these poncy spring shorts weather newbie start up types..

oh I think I will not bother for the six months of winter type.../emoticons/biggrin.png

great post jake..

oh for fecks sake....my neighbour who is great but I didnt like over the road as he just turns up at the front window....with jobs for me to do...

I mean I could be scratching things.

he moved last week and I thought peace...

yeh now he just phones me every bloody day...

canyoujuster....move that cabinet in your car to the tip when your here today to paint..

yes of course....if I ever make it there..

mind you....cash is king:thumbsup:

OH FOR FECKS SAKE ...hes just phoned again....telling me where he wants his new chrome house number sticking....not saying where Id like to stick it...

 

[MrBump]

Just think of him as the guy who is paying for that new tv you want Cheapie :thumbsup:

 

[Jon Grainger]

Just block his number @cheapncheerful, I have with a customer who always cancelled the regular clean, and then regularly called me in the evening, asking if I could go the next day. She's gone! /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[NWP Cleaning Services]

When you have one eye on the window you’re cleaning and the other on Genghis the Staffordshire bull terrier who is staring at you with a dirty grin on his face.

Soon you realise he is not grinning because he’s eyeing you up for attack, NO – he finds it amusing because he just watched you stand in his strategically placed fresh pile of :turd:

 

[Jake]

...when you throw 4 cups of tea a day in the plant pots

 

[peter rogers]

wen u have at least one proper scar from fallin lol

 

[Duncs]

when you constantly talk about the weather to custys

 

[Duncs]

got gd one here

when you go shopping with the dragon and you canny get moved for folk wanting to crack

working on high st the day thursday day of shops

flken ell!! mate folowing me around hiding behind van and squeezing hose so anoying

next minute old grannies grabbing my ankle when cleaning

must must get on the high st early to avoid all these doylums