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Hahahahahaah, thats so funny.After a night on the pop I bought a burger from a petrol station which they microwaved for me. I took a bite and it was cooked on the outside and frozen in the middle. As I was smashed I just carried on eating it whilst walking home. Only problem is that about half a mile to go, the burger went straight through me and I ended up sh!tting myself. That last half mile seemed like a lifetime.
Lol, thats the sort of stunt I used to have the guts to pull when I was younger. Quality.:laugh:Hahahahahaah, thats so funny.
once I was so drunk and frustrated that the line for the bus back to campus was so long. So I hooked arms with a random black kid and kept screaming “let Obama through!”as i pushed through the crowd. he didnt appreaciate that and neither did his mates, I got beaten up for it, but it was worth it.
We had a different name for that one we called it "dance of the flaming arseholes"...lolPlaying 'March of the Flaming Arseholes'
It's an initiation my platoon used to do to new guys but everyone always ended up getting involved. You get 2 meters of bog roll and twist it to give it some strength ......... you then drop your trousers to your ankles ....... clinch one end of the 2 meter length of bog roll in your butt cheeks ...... someone lights the other end and you have to run (shuffle) as fast as you can from point A to point B before burning your **** .......... no one ever made it
50p ?Many moons ago I got that drunk I was taken home in a car boot ,,, don't think this is funny enough :sad: