A bloke ask me to clean his windows for £3.50

[cheapncheerful]

ahhh he only wants his glasses cleaning for £3.50....now thats not bad..

only me would be too lazy to go and get my special speccy cleaning cloth and decide to use my microfibre hanky to clean em as i don like to move at the weekend....i put em back on and thought i had scratched em to death....lucky for me it was only a load of fibres.....

 

[PTWC]

ahhh he only wants his glasses cleaning for £3.50....now thats not bad..

Thats brilliant cnc!

Should have said that to him.

 

[Diwrnach]

The lowest priced job I have is a small house that is the mother in law of the large house next door, she is a nice old dear and only wants her front 3 smallish windows doing, I don't move the pick up or anything and takes like 5mins, I do it at the same time as the big house which is £25 and charge the old dear a fiver.

 

[abs]

3 POUND F*K%ING FIFTY!!!!!
I think I would have just punched him.

Been on a customer relations course and punching customers in the face is slightly frowned upon lol

 

[cheapncheerful]

now i do actually clean a house for £3.50........well it was £3 but its gone up .....well on my text me next day windowcleaning leave the money out and i am there...its always the ones i dont want to do that text me....

i drove past saw his car and thought...i will do it tomorrow....ditto next day....and so i thought ...i will have to face him...dont get me wrong...hes a lovely bloke but...he talks and talks and talks....and its only £3.50....

so i sneaked up didnt knock and got stuck into the two tops two bottoms....and he came to the door....he was home because he had a shoulder op so.....i was never going to miss him...but...he was on the phone...so i flew and escaped..

a week later i was back to do next door....he of course was still home....and i was trying to dodge the dog he has whilst cleaning next doors conney...i looked over the fence and couldnt see it so started to clean the conny windows....it was in the bloomin garden...a slight noise from me and woof woof...i had been found...

lucky again ...he was in the garden and as he walked back to see what the dog i shot around the front to do that....

returning later to finish...i made it...

i dont think i like my text me leave money out i call service anymore.....

yeh abs but....your allowed to do it in your head arent you...

 

[PTWC]

The lowest priced job I have is a small house that is the mother in law of the large house next door, she is a nice old dear and only wants her front 3 smallish windows doing, I don't move the pick up or anything and takes like 5mins, I do it at the same time as the big house which is £25 and charge the old dear a fiver.

What! That's daylight robbery. I can't beleive you would charge the poor little biddy old lady £5, shame on you diwrnach.

I'd charge her £5.50 /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[abs]

OMG yes cnc I kick the shat out of nearly everyone in my head lol the rest well that's too perverted to admit /emoticons/wink.png

 

[TolishAPurd]

Been on a customer relations course and punching customers in the face is slightly frowned upon lol

You're very right mate, but at £3.50 he aint a customer, just a chancer with a target on his nose. /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[cheapncheerful]

dont you mean....£5 10shillings.....oh god i am really old....

its okay my girlfriend says fantasy is alright as long as it stays in your head...oh er...you wont tell the wife i said that...

i am not really the violent type but the other day....only in my head you understand..

.it was used in the best bond film ever.....by the best bond ever....true lies. arnie rocks...

 

[PTWC]

Bob a job window cleaners

 

[abs]

dont you mean....£5 10shillings.....oh god i am really old....
its okay my girlfriend says fantasy is alright as long as it stays in your head...oh er...you wont tell the wife i said that...

i am not really the violent type but the other day....only in my head you understand..

.it was used in the best bond film ever.....by the best bond ever....true lies. arnie rocks...

I don't tell anyone m8 never mind the wife, id be given lethal injection for some of the sick sexual things that pop in my head lol

 

[cheapncheerful]

yeh we all call it bank it on here as in...bank it for later use....i mean she was only putting the baby in the push chair but....what a view....well it was a lovely baby...

i have er...wasted a lot of time ...thinking about ..things...in this job...

i wasted a job this week waiting for the daughter to come back at four as i pretended to clean the sills as i wanted her to offer me the cuppa she always does...but...

her bloody dad turned up....and she was late...so i ...talked for twenty minutes about er...oh i forgot..but when she turned up....he brought me the cuppa out....oh well theres always the next time....

 

[Dave B]

Cnc i always save things in the w##k bank for later