Official Joke Thread

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  1. Masons

    Masons Guru

    Oct 18, 2011
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    ok, we have plenty of jokes on here.

    I put it to you for an official joke thread. I also put it to you that it be SFW.

    No swearing etc.

    If someone wants too much rudeness and swearing not in my thread thank you very much.

    I'll lay a groundwork:

    Q:What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    A:Nacho cheese
    What's brown and sounds like a bell?
    SCIENCE FACT: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end,
    you would die.
    A polar bear walks into a bar.

    "How can I help you?" says the bartender.

    "I'll have a gin...............................................and tonic"

    "Certainly," says the bartender "but why the big paws?"
    It was an emotional wedding.
    even the cake was in tiers
    What happened when a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird?

    He Scandanavian.[hr]
    Two goats are outside behind a movie theater, eating an old movie film.

    First goat says to the second, “Pretty good, huh?”

    The other goat says, “Yeah… but it’s not as good as the book.”