I'm a lumberjack and...

[Smurf]

work all day...that is until a branch bounced off me bonce yesterday.

guess who was not wearing a hard hat. Oops! /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Newbie cleaner]

Ouch, you know what you need next time fella.

 

[norm]

Santa hard hat for Smurf

Do ya still wear your neck brace mate?

 

[Smurf]

The ironic thing folks is that I always wear me hard hat for work but was cutting down a smallish tree in my own garden./emoticons/biggrin.png

I still wear my neck brace norm if I have to look up for long periods of time as found it helps.

 

[Andykarlaxxx]

Health & Safety doesn't cost, it pays!

Keep safe folks as no job is worth your life...

Tut tut tut

 

[Smurf]

Well just goes to show that anyone even me can make mistakes

 

[Andykarlaxxx]

Yup, lol remember that video of the health and safety guy doing a demo and falls off lmao

 

[Duncs]

smurfy boy stay safe

 

[Smurf]

Was being nagged by the missus so safety went out of the window... red mist and all that

 

[Andykarlaxxx]

Hate it when they nag, ive just been in asda an im likejesus hurry up woman, we domt have time to stand around looking at bits of **** its busy as fu**. At home now with a nice cup of malteaser coco and a smoke. Ahhhhhhhh relax

 

[Smurf]

I've found the perfect crimbo gift that santa can get me /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Andykarlaxxx]

Hahahahaha quality

 

[Andykarlaxxx]

That would suit my woman so well, infact i think it would suit most women.

They think there right little know it alls dont they.

They dont have a Clue

 

[norm]

Was being nagged by the missus so safety went out of the window... red mist and all that

He he been there mate

 

[Smurf]

Unfortunately in my case my missus has a higher IQ than me and it seems like a bachelors degree in nagging too. /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Duncs]

smurf nice one

just went for some goodies to have with my cuppa

no!!!

there for christmas!!! EH

i hav,int even married her yet

 

[Duncs]

lol the art is to let it go over your head as if they are not there my dad was a master off it ha ha

 

[Smurf]

Yep our cupboards & freezers are full but it's a no go area for me too

Bless their little cotton socks /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Smurf]

I'm an expert at that duncs but I still have very rare moments as my missus knows which button to press to wind me up.

 

[shazzy692002]

Us women do know everything.!!! be warned haha

 

[Smurf]

Yep I know that now shazzy /emoticons/biggrin.png

17 Rules Between Husband and Wife for a Marriage to be Successful

1. The Wife always makes THE RULES.

2. The RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Husband can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Wife suspects the Husband knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

5. The Wife is never wrong.

6. If it appears that the wife is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Husband did or said wrong. It is something which may or may not have happened 20 years ago which the Wife invariably remembers but the Husband cannot recollect.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Husband must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Wife can change her mind at any given time..

9. The Husband must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Wife.

10. The Wife has every right to be angry or upset at any time, more often than not without assigning any reason

11. The Husband must remain calm at all times, unless the Wife wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Wife must, under no circumstances, let the Husband know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Husband is expected to read the mind of the Wife at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Wife meant, not what she said.

15. If the Husband doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

17. If the Husband, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5