U aving a laff

[tench0771]

got a call to day frm a guy in a flat he said my windy isent coming any more as he is looking after his mum!!! can u come down an give us a quote for the hole bilding 6 flats not the pent house tho i turned up he showed me around i quoted £10 for his 3rd story 22ft pole would just reach £8 fornext flore down an £6 ground flore 7 windows each wich i thault was very reasenable he said o the last guy charged us £5 i mean come on wtf's going on here a guy called pure clean is so cheep it makes me an other cleaners look like cuxxxnts he said ill think about it rang my m8 to tell him as he wrks in that area he said he used to clean that block but they cancled him for someone eals wander y £5 no chance

 

[Tuffers]

Just had a phone call. The woman wants a window cleaner, but she lives in a flat above 2 others. I said it might cause a problem with dripping water on the flats below and did she think the lower flats would like a window cleaner? "Oh yes, I see what you mean regarding the dripping water. The thing is I have a big white mark on the outside where I sprayed fly spray on it and I can't get it off." So you've sprayed flys on the outside? "Yes, there were 2 ladybirds on the window." Errrrrr see if your neighbours need a window cleaner and get back to me I say

 

[tench0771]

there r some crazey people out there,now were is alan as im shore he would have something to say about this £5 price for 7 windows 3 story high:rofl::specs

 

[Natty1972]

/emoticons/smile.png)/emoticons/biggrin.png:thumbsup:I thought you guys down south charged a mint for cleaning windows or is it a myth??

 

[tench0771]

hehe think its a miff natty:hiding::rofl:

 

[keir]

Sod that bud, let some other sap do it for bugger all!!!

 

[rshandyman]

3 flats 5 pounds.Your quotation was cheap in my opinion.Last time for 12 flats I quoted105 and I thought that It was much too cheap but in the end Idid not win it...

 

[rshandyman]

Sorry£ 24 for a whole block six flats you said.

 

[tench0771]

3 flats 5 pounds.Your quotation was cheap in my opinion.Last time for 12 flats I quoted105 and I thought that It was much too cheap but in the end Idid not win it...

1 flat m8 3 storys high £5 it had 7 windows thats wat there last wc charged them, i quoted £10 for his flat £8 for lower flat an £6 ground flore still dident get it

 

[Duncs]

its funny how the pricing is going, had woman yesterday a right hungers mother !! detached three beroom

dormer windows she paid £6 for long enough put it up to £7 she has been paing that fo two years say.moaning yesterday when my mate collected "do you think its a castle" ha ha not funny

 

[cheapncheerful]

yeh i think that smurfy has been on my patch....on the phone....she says...can i have a price....i cant believe what you windowcleaners are charging its....extortionate....yeh well i text back ...i will get to you soon...ish..../emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[rshandyman]

They need to understand that we have better things to do than cleaning their windows for 2 pounds per hour, they demand payrise but we can do just fine without one for years-at least that is what they think.

 

[tench0771]

blady custmers who needs them/emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[rshandyman]

We don't do we?

 

[tench0771]

i had some old lady to day say ill ring u when i want them done last month she turned me away i said yea no werrys ,nother one bites the dust i only charge her £10 she canseld her last wc cos he put it frm £9 to £10 then a post men stoped me in the street said she was after a wc so i charged her £10 lmfao an she said yea the next guy will probly b more as i wont b going bk as im culling them types of custmer she dont no this yet tho:laugh: funny anouth a long time ago she said look ive lost a tooth i said o no make shore u put it under ur pillow for the tooth fairy she then slamed the door in my face lmfao lucky she payed me b for she showed me her missing tooth

 

[tench0771]

/emoticons/biggrin.png^^^^

 

[cheapncheerful]

yeh i call them sob....senior older brigade....honestly...not silly old bag ....

had one today....she made a lovely beef burger i could just have eaten it....so i didnt want to disturb her so i said through the window have you an outside tap and she said yes there...she said ...you will have to turn the tap on as i have just put a new jet gun on the end of the hosepipe...so i turned it on..and watched as the new jet gun shot up in the air and i got soaked legs...

she said....oh it keeps doing that...

i said how did you fit it?...er...i pushed the pipe in the end......

okay dearie i will put it on properly for you...