UKIP appreciation thread.

[TolishAPurd]

Obviously I voted for the greens. ...fingers crossed.

 

[Dave B]

Purple placards everywhere round here

 

[TolishAPurd]

No where near enough purple around here, but where they are, they are huuuuge lol. This is a rich area though where they are nicely insulated from the effects of immigration- they just think it means more 'lovely' deli's and polish shops.

 

[Dave B]

Stevenage is originally an overspill from london

A lot came from the east end in the 60s and 70s

Not so many posh peeps around here unless you go out to the villages

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

All going on about immigration and taxation and the cost to you (remember both my wife and I are immigrants in England) but I will wager a decent wedge that not one of us on here had completed a 100% TRULY HONEST tax return for some time.

Pots and kettles.

Yes borders need to be closed to unskilled workers from wherever - we have enough unskilled workers here already - points like the Canadians or Aussies are the future for immigration here.

As for asylum seekers and refugees, said on the news they get to the med then head north to the richer countries like ENGLAND.

I say deploy gunships in the Channel, if they land in Italy, then it has to be Italys problem, not Englands.

If you get arrested here as a suspected illegal they cant process you as they cant prove who you are. What fuc$ing nonsense. You should be straight off to detention until a relative brings in your ID so you can be processed.

We deny your claim to asylum and then allow you to walk out of the court trusting you to go get on the plane? ROFLMFAO.

England - Run by pussys for pussys. Not a single vertebrae of backbone left in the entire political system. We all sit here and ***** about it but how many of you have run for local office? Not a one!

Nige is a **** with a capital K and so are his entire party, but he will get my vote as the other ******* that have tun it for the last couple of centuries have had long enough to sort it out and failed.

What's that I hear? If Churchill was still here he would sort it out? Do me a favor, he sat there and let Stalin and Roosevelt divide up the empire as he saw fit, a good general but a pussy of a politician on the world circuit.

If I were an Englishman I would be considering taking tot the streets with cricket bats by now, but no, you all sit home watch some more reality TV and take it up the ass again from the people you allow to run this country.

Seems the only way the English accept a riot is if the cops shoot some KNOWN villain of ethnic heritage (don't think I can say black without starting a fight) who disobeys an lawful order to stop and acts in a threatening fashion.

Oh well, time to put the kettle on and sort the job lists for tomorrow as f^ck all will have changed when we wake up!

 

[Diwrnach]

Been to vote, decided to go SNP

 

[Diwrnach]

The problem is, if we say anything like you just said Green we are instantly labelled racist, every, single, time.

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Call me whatever you like Diwr, I don't give a f^ck what any government, political party, legal organisation or bloke down the pub has to say, it is my GOD GIVEN right to say whatever I like whenever I like. If that makes me a racist then so be it, but but I'd like to see anyone win that argument against me in a court as my Asian wife is stood next to me and I call my Jamaican ex as a witness (unless she dumped me cause I am racist)

The only reason you don't all speak as I do is you have become terrified of not being PC. You have allowed the ass kissers in power to make YOU second class citizens in your own country! Deal with it.

Cant wait, eight years to go then moving to Asia. You can keep this rock. Beautiful place it is but criminal is the only word to describe what you (the English) have allowed to happen to it!

 

[TolishAPurd]

All going on about immigration and taxation and the cost to you (remember both my wife and I are immigrants in England) but I will wager a decent wedge that not one of us on here had completed a 100% TRULY HONEST tax return for some time.Pots and kettles.

As has been said by many on here, no one has a problem with the immigrants, the problem is the system. I have met and worked with plenty of Poles(in particular) over the years,and I got on with every single one of them. Nice folk. But back then it was a bit of a novelty. With the numbers that are over here now, it is starting to create tensions that were totally unnavoidable. Its a lack of control which you yourself acknowledge.

Yes borders need to be closed to unskilled workers from wherever - we have enough unskilled workers here already - points like the Canadians or Aussies are the future for immigration here.
As for asylum seekers and refugees, said on the news they get to the med then head north to the richer countries like ENGLAND.

I say deploy gunships in the Channel, if they land in Italy, then it has to be Italys problem, not Englands.

If you get arrested here as a suspected illegal they cant process you as they cant prove who you are. What fuc$ing nonsense. You should be straight off to detention until a relative brings in your ID so you can be processed.

We deny your claim to asylum and then allow you to walk out of the court trusting you to go get on the plane? ROFLMFAO.

Couldnt agree more.

England - Run by pussys for pussys. Not a single vertebrae of backbone left in the entire political system. We all sit here and ***** about it but how many of you have run for local office? Not a one!
Nige is a **** with a capital K and so are his entire party, but he will get my vote as the other ******* that have tun it for the last couple of centuries have had long enough to sort it out and failed.

While the politicians are a bunch of cocks, I don't understand why you think we are a nation of pussys. The only resemblence is that we seem to get ****** by the cocks a daily basis. I would love to run for local office, but unfortunatly I don't have the time for it like most other working folk. I'm a strong believer that the politicians are happy with high house prices and rising bills because the more we are tied to working, the less time we have to protest, research, and question authority. My belief may be considered unfounded to many, but its certainly the case in my life. I get jealous when I see people protesting in the street, I wish I had the time.

What's that I hear? If Churchill was still here he would sort it out? Do me a favor, he sat there and let Stalin and Roosevelt divide up the empire as he saw fit, a good general but a pussy of a politician on the world circuit.

Its easy to look at historical figures through rose tinted specs, in truth I just don't know enough about it as I wasnt about. History is always written by the victor as they say. I suppose the best people to ask are the people that were about in Churchills time.

If I were an Englishman I would be considering taking tot the streets with cricket bats by now, but no, you all sit home watch some more reality TV and take it up the ass again from the people you allow to run this country.

WHen you use a phrase like "you all", and then follow it with some huge general assumption that we all watch reality tv, its a bit presumptuous mate. I don't watch reality TV, its moronic. I work to better my famillies lives, I take an interest in the country, and I develop myself as an individual- body and mind. I am but one vote, and that one vote has very little consequence on the turn of politics in this country.

Seems the only way the English accept a riot is if the cops shoot some KNOW villain of ethnic heritage (don't think I can say black without starting a fight) who disobeys an lawful order to stop and acts in a threatening fashion.
Oh well, time to put the kettle on and sort the job lists for tomorrow as f^ck all will have changed when we wake up!

The way I saw it, those riots were not a poke at the establishment that are holding us down. They were just a display in criminality. Bus loads of crims from across the country, along with the 'easily led' decided to go smashing up shops to loot gear. What does burning down a multi generation family run furniture shop have to do with politics? The only reason I would have wanted to be there would be to ram the petrol bomb up the 'protestors' **** before he threw it in there.

 

[Tuffers]

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Tuffers, you are an ass, now I got the munchies!!

Tolish, any other day I would sit back and address each and every point you retorted with but I will pick just three today as I have to go buy some waffles!

1) You all --- YES YOU ALL you are a nation, more so a nation of nations (if you let the Scots, Irish and Welsh play) so yes you are all in this together as the pension adverts keep reminding you!

2) Cocks & Pussys, nice Team America reference

3) I DONT HAVE THE TIME -- seems to be a major catch phrase in England when asking someone to do something for someone other than themselves.

4) I lied about it being 3, I totally agree with you on the riots, and thinks the effing lot of them should have been shot (with rubber bullets to start with, then tanks if they still don't get the hint) Yes shame about the furniture store in Croydon but they were not complaining when they got their compensation cheque, you will not the took retirement instead of rebuilding.

Off to get some waffles

 

[cheapncheerful]

wow some hefty words out today...er...is there only me that works as a window cleaner cause Im buggered if I could find the time you lot find...

hmmm yep nice dry day ta weather person....

but your right daveyboy...skin is waterproof..me thinks me watching the results with the gogglebox crew and whatsis name...ya know ..him that was good on newsnight....

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

wow some hefty words out today...er...is there only me that works as a window cleaner cause Im buggered if I could find the time you lot find....

We all work as window cleaners CNC, we just do it more efficiently than you so have more spare time! /emoticons/tongue.png

YES I AM JUST KIDDING, (love you really CNC)

 

[cheapncheerful]

its okay green...im a big fan of yours ....but I really should start before 11 am....

and so I was up my ladder doing a quick wipe of the sills and checking my wfp work ...but I hadnt got a dry cloth to get the odd little mark that was left ....t shirts are great....its a good job no one could see me stretching my t shirt to reach.../emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Numpty, you don't stretch your t-shirt up a ladder, you pull it off over your head in slow mo then watch all the bored housewives suddenly appear with a can of diet coke (other brands of cola are available)

 

[Dave B]

Cheapncheerful break anyone lol

 

[cheapncheerful]

now she was very pretty today and the baby was pretty and the dog was even pretty but.....IT.LIKED TO BARK...a little jack russell from every window I could just see its head up and down...

with typical cnc luck....I started at 11am on an inside...just as the heavens opened....and I took my time and as I went out...the sun came out and steam came up off the pavement...jammy..

and then onto my next job...no one in ever ...never seen them either...and every window..really ..every window hydrophilic...

a nice dream job..

shame the next two had to be in but I cant always win.../emoticons/biggrin.png

and nips into mc d as you do....

hello sir how can I help you?

wrap of the day...

pardon...

WRAP OF THE DAY...

oh....er danny ...how do you put a wrap of the day in the till?

oh you just go into deli....

oh er...oh just a minute I will ask malcolm he knows..

he did...

and so I stood and waited and watched as a wrap of the day arrived...and watched and watched..

so she went over picked it up and I got all excited...

but she didnt know what it was and put it down again..

eventually she said to danny...er..whats this 119 mean...

so danny explains ...its the order number..

and....at last...I GOT MY WRAP..

I wouldnt mind but it said order number next to it..

well okay it wasnt a wrap it was a roll but I wasnt going back.

great staff in our local mc d..../emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Tuffers]

its okay green...im a big fan of yours ....but I really should start before 11 am....
and so I was up my ladder doing a quick wipe of the sills and checking my wfp work ...but I hadnt got a dry cloth to get the odd little mark that was left ....t shirts are great....its a good job no one could see me stretching my t shirt to reach.../emoticons/biggrin.png

Why are you still checking your WFP work Dave? Bish bash bosh give me the dosh and on to the next one /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[cheapncheerful]

yep too true but..

I never brush the sills so I thought it was time I gave it a good clean and check over as its time the custys start sitting out in the garden..

I also really scrubbed all the frames downstairs to impress..

dont forget I only have limited water ...loads of water would be great...

of course my backpack ran out of water with two small windows left...grrrrr

she pays online so just bang my note in and go..

I was just thinking of all the bish bash bosh that goes on in the darker times of the year.../emoticons/biggrin.png

in fact I think I have done this job about a year and its the first time the ladders have come off...

oh and all the windows past my test although...a wee bit more scrubbing of corners or ...a better brush wouldnt go a miss..nothing your average custy could notice.../emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Dave B]

Because he is a tradder at heart so likes to know the job is done properly:rofl:

 

[cheapncheerful]

and the wooden spoon award goes to daveyboy../emoticons/biggrin.png

actually...I did say...all the windows were spotless and I have never tradded that particular house..

its my dream wfp job...no seals either...and it was a recent new house so best keep it looking good.

DONT WORRY ya cant fight the force...it just gets stronger.....it will get you one day daveyboy...especially on a wet day in the winter...

and then on to the worst job in the world although it is a good price...and she always leaves the money for me..the most hydrophobic :turd: glass and all the seals run nice dark inky mess all over the nice clean white frames....thankfully today the sun was in as its nye on impossible to do in the sun as the dark seal ink just sets into the white frame...even those magic sponges although they remove it easy drag it from the seal onto the frame...still you cant win em all..