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The tattood one

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I have just took on a new clean....yeah another lol...the lady asked how much i charge per egg over halloween...i said wtf...pardon me...excuse me...the last windy...a traddy.used to charge a pound per egg...seriously...i could bomb houses n make a small fortune next week...does this crap happen...av any you lot heard o this.what next.50p per bird ****

 
Had an elderly customer a few years back who was always telling the kids off on the street. Hence her house was egged badly every hallowe'en. I hated doing them but she always used to pay handsomely. On one occasion she'd had seven eggs thrown onto her windows. She payed me £25 instead of the usual £8.

 
I dunno but if anyone thinks I'm scratching off eggs for free...

Seriously though I've never tried to remove one or know how to do it but I would think a fiver would be the starting point

 
Easy to clean with a good soaking of ubik and then scraping after 5 minutes

However it stinks and makes everything sticky and i hate doing it

 
Depends on custy really

If there nice and have had a go at getting it off

I might not charge

Pain customers get charged £5 a egg only takes minutes

Up until last year I went egging myself round Halloween used to have a blast egging custys who messed me about or owed

 
Depends on custy really If there nice and have had a go at getting it off

I might not charge

Pain customers get charged £5 a egg only takes minutes

Up until last year I went egging myself round Halloween used to have a blast egging custys who messed me about or owed
£5 per egg :eek:

That's a lot of money to shell out /emoticons/biggrin.png

 
Depends on custy reallyIf there nice and have had a go at getting it off

I might not charge

Pain customers get charged £5 a egg only takes minutes

Up until last year I went egging myself round Halloween used to have a blast egging custys who messed me about or owed
It's proper true

When I was younger I egged the same bloke every weekend pissed up,me and the lads would go back to me mams and she'd make us all a coffee then supply us the eggs lol

We'd smash literally 20 eggs in quick fire all over the windows then leg it

We'd be pissing are selfs hiding in bushes like little children

They were the days

Not a care in world

 
It's proper trueWhen I was younger I egged the same bloke every weekend pissed up,me and the lads would go back to me mams and she'd make us all a coffee then supply us the eggs lol

We'd smash literally 20 eggs in quick fire all over the windows then leg it

We'd be ******* are selfs hiding in bushes like little children

They were the days

Not a care in world
i have a list of non payers that id love to do, must be so satisfying

 
It's proper trueWhen I was younger I egged the same bloke every weekend pissed up,me and the lads would go back to me mams and she'd make us all a coffee then supply us the eggs lol

We'd smash literally 20 eggs in quick fire all over the windows then leg it

We'd be ******* are selfs hiding in bushes like little children

They were the days

Not a care in world
That's terrible your mum egging you on lol.

 

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