Tuffers
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Ring ring, ring ring. Hello I want to speak to Brian. Now, for a start my name ain't freekin Brian. I used to tell them they had the wrong number. Well last week I was parked up and my phone goes, some Indian woman asks for Brian. So this time I go along with it as I want to know why they are calling me from abroad asking for Brian. So I tell her yes this is Brian. Hello Brian, we have a special offer on at the moment. Fire away I say. Well Brian, you can have an extra 30 Viagra pills for 50% off. I nearly chocked on me sarnie. So, I decided to go along with it. Yes I'll take you up on the offer please. Can I confirm your address is blah blah blah London W1. Yes it is. How would you like to pay today Brian? Just bung it on my normal card please. We don't have your card details Brian. Good job cuz I ain't freekin Brian, tara.
Had a yank phone me asking for Brian today too
Had a yank phone me asking for Brian today too