nicknames for arsey jobs

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by boarcity, Jul 27, 2015.

Advertisement
  1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  2. Welcome to the UK Window Cleaning Forums.
    Starting or own a window cleaning business? We're a network of window cleaners sharing advice, tips & experience. Rounds for sale & more. Join us today!

  1. boarcity

    boarcity Guest

    do you have nicknames for the jobs you dread ? apart from the obvious "fookin place" these two have nicknames . 1st is "the Cob" a house in Cobbold Road cobbold.jpg

    ans 2nd is "herr Bartlett " [a character in the film "the great escape] this place was once the Bartlet hospital bartlet.jpg
     
    Advertisement
  2. Jake

    Jake Grand Master
    Member

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2014
    Messages:
    3,438
    Likes Received:
    808
    #2 Jake, Jul 27, 2015
    Last edited: Jul 27, 2015
    Lol sort of, but mine are more just general nicknames for houses/customers

    Just a few are:

    Westie woman
    Darins mansion
    Nice old couple in wiv
    Stanway Chris
    Lynn Big house Chappel
    Alan builder bloke
    Ian's mum

    There's a few more that I can't think of!
     
  3. daveyboy

    daveyboy Legend
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2014
    Messages:
    13,037
    Likes Received:
    4,695
    Mine are all called that fookin place lol
     
  4. Damo

    Damo Guru
    Member

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2015
    Messages:
    1,801
    Likes Received:
    699
    Underpriced House 1
    Underpriced House 4
    Underpriced House 6
    Underpriced House 18

    ........................................
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
    • Winner Winner x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • List
  5. Leper woman
     
  6. adamangler

    adamangler Wakefield Window Warrior
    Member

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2014
    Messages:
    2,157
    Likes Received:
    640
    Miserable old ****
    Wifes alright but hes a **** house
    my favourite
    hope she hasnt seen that frame i damaged yet

    thats about it
     
  7. Posh

    Posh Hero
    Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2012
    Messages:
    5,902
    Likes Received:
    954
    Chicken shite house.
    Place is full of chickens.

    Happy b@@@@@ks house

    HAPPY. From the tv series only when I laugh.
     
  8. Diwrnach

    Diwrnach Grand Master
    Member

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2014
    Messages:
    3,318
    Likes Received:
    953
    All mine have nick names,

    Flying house (this one is amazing for views and would be perfect for flying planes out of the back garden)
    Cleaning lady,
    Shy lady,
    Dog man, (has his dog loose in the garden with a kennel, lovely dog but barks at you, last winddie refused to clean as he was scared)

    etc, etc.
     
  9. Ant

    Ant Well-Known Member
    Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2015
    Messages:
    349
    Likes Received:
    94
    Like this thread!
    A few of my customer nicknames -

    Hoarder James with the manky frames.
    Mrs Hello.
    Lame Lesley.
    Lovely Lesley.
    Doug the teeth.
    Soapbox Ron.
    Jungle Boogie.
    Christian from Eastenders (it's actually him)
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Like Like x 1
    • List
  10. If we're on to nicknames, I have 'sultana corduroy guy' 'bad arm lady' 'angry cat woman' amongst others.
     
Advertisement