Who is Frank?

[strech]

Luke I am your father. Don`t remember the original like that :rofl:

 

[Dave B]

We are the self preservation society

Oi get in the doormobile

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Shall we synchronize our watches Charlie?

Nut's to your watches!

 

[strech]

I told you to only blow the bloody doors off :laugh:

 

[Dave B]

You must have shot an awful lot of tigers sir

Yes i used a machine gun

I have loads as i can recite the script for that film

 

[Dave B]

It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.

Just remember this..

in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Nice to see you out.......I mean back sir!

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Are they BIG the girls in Italy? I do like them BIG you know!

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Straight up Davey, My dog is named after Charlie Croker!

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

I told you to only blow the bloody doors off :laugh:

Ahhheeemmm ahhheemm..

I aint one for being pedantic, but, YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!!

 

[Dave B]

Are they BIG the girls in Italy? I do like them BIG you know!

Good old benny hill

That is my all time favourite film

 

[Dave B]

I've owned loads of minis over the years as i love the little things..had one with a tuned 1275 metro turbo lump and hle gearbox it and one with a 1380 swiftune race engine

Always have to pretend I'm in the film..was hairing round donny racetrack thinking i was racing through the city

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Well I got a white van, all we need is a blue and a red and we can go do something 'To help with the countries balance of payments'!

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

My mate has one, all fiberglass for sprints, running on a 1100 GSXR motor.

Let me drive once, I went about quarter of a mile stopped and said cheers, then walked to the pub - Just not natural!!

My first ever set of wheels was the 1275gt blue with silver go faster stripe!

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

I guess the answer to which movie will be shown on movie night at the next annual window cleaners convention has been answered!

And if some numpty turns up with a Marky Mark copy, we'll av Errol feed em to va pigs!!

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Now time for a cup of tea!

We're about to go to war and you're making a cup of tea?

The great British Empire was built on cups of tea and I aint going to war without one!

 

[strech]

I am

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you have too much time on your hands Green. And how did this get on to me any how?

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

No Stretch, you are not you never were, you never will be that's two strikes against you now, one more and I'll have to put you out of my misery.

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[Dave B]

This is the same engine as my old race mini

Chocolate brown 998 mini city originally

Kicked **** round donnington on mini weekend

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[/media]Been moaning at the wife recently as i want another and she thinks it's a waste

It's how i met her..she had a fluorescent pink 1275 metro engined mini and i had the 1380 swiftune jobby and we raced down the dual carriageway regularly when we saw each other as she lived close to my dad who i visited a lot from london

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

It got onto you Stretch when you cocked up what is possibly the most quoted line from a movie of any consequence.

(Before some prat goes on about 'I'm on top of the world' being more quoted) -- There's no accounting for an entire nations (Americans) total lack of theatrical taste, all you have to do is look at how they cocked up the re-make!

And don't take it personal Stretch, no doubt next Saturday in this virtual pub of ours you will be giving me stick about something I cocked up! (Doubt it though) /emoticons/tongue.png

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Nice Davey, but it's hardly a Downton now is it? /emoticons/tongue.png

NO SMURF WE ARE NOT REFERRING TO THE POPULAR DRAMATIZATION YOUR WIFE SUBJECTS YOU TO ! /emoticons/tongue.png

See Stretch, not just you!

(I'm off to duck for cover now)