Make friends

[kevin smiths]

Website cracked me up, the bad translations are comedy gold. /emoticons/smile.png What a load of rubbish

Hey, bro,Sorry for that. Forgive me please.Our mother tongue is Chinese,not English.Could you tell me how to express this sentence professionally? Thanks so much,bro.

 

[kevin smiths]

Get rid @Gav soooooooooo obvious hes only here to promote this ludicrous contraption

Oh,no. You also do cleaning service. And you put your website link on your name card, isn't it also an add?

We are peers, but I do not compete with you, why are you so squeezed me, dose that means you are not confident in your own product,bro?

 

[kevin smiths]

Oh,no. You also do cleaning service. And you put your website link on your name card, isn't it also an add?
We are peers, but I do not compete with you, why are you so squeezed me, dose that means you are not confident in your own product,bro?

sorry ,some spelling mistake, isn't it also an ad? Does that means you are not confident in your own product,bro

 

[kevin smiths]

I just wanna Target practice at that useless device !! /emoticons/biggrin.png

God, it is useful, not useless.

 

[kevin smiths]

Are we still friends Kevin Smiths? I hope I didn't hurt your feelings Kevin Smiths, but like you said, you only came here to make friends.
P.S. Is your name really Kevin Smiths?

Dear Tuffers, I am really Kevin Smiths. We make friends now ,ok?

 

[kevin smiths]

Are we still friends Kevin Smiths? I hope I didn't hurt your feelings Kevin Smiths, but like you said, you only came here to make friends.
P.S. Is your name really Kevin Smiths?

Wecome to China! Tuffers , My friend.

 

[kevin smiths]

When I look at this it makes me realise my job is safe for at least another 10 years.:thumbsup:

What is your job ,please?

 

[kevin smiths]

chatbot "bro" !

guys folks bro man each is ok.

 

[kevin smiths]

Bugger me, I clicked the YouTube vid 3 minutes ago and that thing has still only cleaned half a pane. Load of :turd: Kevin Smiths.

Well, when the robot is working, you can do other things.

 

[kevin smiths]

Hey Kevin Smiths, your idea is silly. Sorry to be blunt Kevin Smiths. The machine doesn't get in the corners Kevin Smiths. What use is that Kevin Smiths?

It can get in 99% of the corner. Besides , it can also used to clean the desk and the floor.

 

[kevin smiths]

His English has improved overnight!!!

Yeah, The speed of my Chinese is faster! Do you believe it?

 

[Clisty1989]

This must be the oddest thread I've ever read! Why advertise something that takes so long to do one window, on a forum full of people that could probably do over half a house in the same time, and most likely do a better job! This looks like a novelty product for rich people with too much money and no sense, not for professionals. @kevin smiths do some research on how we clean windows here, plus the sheer amount of experience we have on here dealing with people then you'll see why we disagree with you about how great this robot is, and why we are sceptical your not a person but a chatbot.

p.s I think its a load of rubbish, it'll never work for business use

 

[kevin smiths]

This must be the oddest thread I've ever read! Why advertise something that takes so long to do one window, on a forum full of people that could probably do over half a house in the same time, and most likely do a better job! This looks like a novelty product for rich people with too much money and no sense, not for professionals. @kevin smiths do some research on how we clean windows here, plus the sheer amount of experience we have on here dealing with people then you'll see why we disagree with you about how great this robot is, and why we are sceptical your not a person but a chatbot.p.s I think its a load of rubbish, it'll never work for business use

ok, thanks for your suggestion.

 

[Solarpanelcleanington]

Kevin smiths. I think your robot is very good idea! Please can you send me one to try out?

Please send to:

Ole Gjerstad

HR2 0RW

England

UK

 

[TolishAPurd]

What is your job ,please?

I'm an advanced robot, sent back through time with the sole intention of removing and destroying dirt on glazed and upvc surfaces....

....oh, and I'm also looking for some bird named Sarah Connor , but if I can't find her now then, I'll be back.

 

[dasslr1]

I'm an advanced robot, sent back through time with the sole intention of removing and destroying dirt on glazed and upvc surfaces....
....oh, and I'm also looking for some bird named Sarah Connor , but if I can't find her now then, I'll be back.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::gush::gush::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:...and breath...phew

 

[Tuffers]

It reaches 99% of corners on a ship's porthole maybe.

Smithy, do one :finger:

 

[peter rogers]

Lol this is some boy @kevin smiths

 

[kevin smiths]

Kevin smiths. I think your robot is very good idea! Please can you send me one to try out?
Please send to:

Ole Gjerstad

HR2 0RW

England

UK

Dear friend, you can buy one to have a try, do you think so?

 

[Elliot]

I'm off for a chinky tonight . What do you recommend Kev .