HWCS
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Just lost my first one due to WFP (ironically not my wfp)
"Jon dont bother coming back unless your going to clean my windows the proper way, they are in a right mess, looks like you done them with a pole and brush, my neighbours also said she doesnt want hers done like that anymore either"
"Sorry Mrs Payne, but im confused as ive not done your windows since the 5th November"
"Well who came yesterday and did them?"
"No idea but it wasnt me as im due to come to yours next week, and for the record I DONT DO YOUR NEIGHBOURS WINDOWS"
"Well somebody did them yesterday"
"Not me, were the windows ok, after i came on 5th November"
"Yes they were fine"
"Well i cleaned them using a wfp system, i think maybe your neighbours cleaner did hers yesterday and did yours aswell but didnt do it right"
"Well if thats how your doing them now i dont want you back"
FML you cant argue with stupidity!!!
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Had a bizzare customer yesterday!!!
Moaned that im now WFP and he wasnt informed.
Moaned that i said id be round roughly 10th december but turned up on the 5th
Moaned that i was there at 8.30am as i shouldnt be going to peoples houses before 9am
Moaned that i was cleaning OUTSIDE while his mums carer was inside.
Then gives me a £5 xmas tip and a bottle of wine ?????
"Jon dont bother coming back unless your going to clean my windows the proper way, they are in a right mess, looks like you done them with a pole and brush, my neighbours also said she doesnt want hers done like that anymore either"
"Sorry Mrs Payne, but im confused as ive not done your windows since the 5th November"
"Well who came yesterday and did them?"
"No idea but it wasnt me as im due to come to yours next week, and for the record I DONT DO YOUR NEIGHBOURS WINDOWS"
"Well somebody did them yesterday"
"Not me, were the windows ok, after i came on 5th November"
"Yes they were fine"
"Well i cleaned them using a wfp system, i think maybe your neighbours cleaner did hers yesterday and did yours aswell but didnt do it right"
"Well if thats how your doing them now i dont want you back"
FML you cant argue with stupidity!!!
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Had a bizzare customer yesterday!!!
Moaned that im now WFP and he wasnt informed.
Moaned that i said id be round roughly 10th december but turned up on the 5th
Moaned that i was there at 8.30am as i shouldnt be going to peoples houses before 9am
Moaned that i was cleaning OUTSIDE while his mums carer was inside.
Then gives me a £5 xmas tip and a bottle of wine ?????
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