What Could You Do With?,

[Tuffers]

Apart from a load of dosh, I'd like a spanking new van, all custy's to be very nice and fit, a new motorbike..... I'll think of some more in a bit.

 

[Taxlossloz]

I would like every customer to be detached , roof , gutters , walls , Windows , paths , drive clean and pay that day online

Sound !

 

[CHWS]

At the minute a water fed pole tubeless conversion that actually works without snags

 

[Gilly]

Gardiner's X3 18ft but they have sold out /emoticons/sad.png

 

[steve garwood]

A penis reduction

 

[dasslr1]

A penis reduction

god damit beat me to it .

 

[CHWS]

A penis reduction

I'd be in the other category who wouldn't say no to an extra inch /emoticons/smile.png))

 

[peter rogers]

Holiday

 

[Trev81]

A £15.99 minimum charge per window & 400 regular 4 weekly customers who love paying the premium in cash on the day just to have me clean there 5 bed detached homes.

 

[Duncs]

A penis reduction

nowt worse when you have to have it strapped to your inside leg { dangling under the kilt no gd }:rofl:

 

[steve garwood]

nowt worse when you have to have it strapped to your inside leg { dangling under the kilt no gd }:rofl:

I always thought I had a massive c*ck

Turned out to be an ostrich /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[norm]

hair and not on my a-s cus i have plenty there already

 

[mark]

a restored lambretta

 

[Tuffers]

a restored lambretta

Fart on wheels

 

[mark]

I love em and vespas ive got a lovely gs160-fully restored by meself.no!!!you mean bee in a can ha ha

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Nice steady weather, dry all day, if it needs to rain then that's OK between 10pm and 5am. A gentle breeze, no more than 10mph and customers that have the courtesy to at least ask 'how's your day?' (even if they don't give a toss)

Oh and employees that think they should do a fair days work in exchange for fair treatment and fair pay.

As usual I ask too much!

 

[Tuffers]

Nice steady weather, dry all day, if it needs to rain then that's OK between 10pm and 5am. A gentle breeze, no more than 10mph and customers that have the courtesy to at least ask 'how's your day?' (even if they don't give a toss)
Oh and employees that think they should do a fair days work in exchange for fair treatment and fair pay.

As usual I ask too much!

As for customers that have courtesy; I cleaned the windows for my most famous of customers today. He was famous, she is famous. She is not usually there and he pays me and he's sound to be fair. She was there today, not seen her in over 12 months. She's walking round the house on the phone then comes up to the bi-fold kitchen doors and thinks about opening it, she decides not to and goes round to another door and opens it. I'm like 3 feet away and she doesn't even look at me and walks back inside! Snooty biatch