Tuffers
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Two stories that'll make you chuckle at my expense.
Last week I cleaned my own windows and decided that I'd use a different brush. So, I take the brush off the pole and leave it on the roof of my van and use another brush. Get to my first house the next morning to find that I'd left the other brush on the pole. So I take a look in the back of the van and my original brush is nowhere to be seen. I look up and see it sat on the roof. Nothing strange about that but I'd driven 40 miles with most of it motorway with it sat there
Yesterday I was cleaning houses on a new development. I was cleaning on both sides of the street so I put my safety cone out to warn people of the trailing hose. Today I was cleaning in a development of 9 houses. I always put my cone out. I pull up and find my cone is missing from the back of the van. I retrace my footsteps and realise the last time I used it was yesterday. I was in the same town so I packed my gear up and drove to yesterday's work. Yep!!!! There was my cone still sat on the pavement along with a little bit of dog wee next to it /emoticons/biggrin.png
What a numpty :laugh:
Last week I cleaned my own windows and decided that I'd use a different brush. So, I take the brush off the pole and leave it on the roof of my van and use another brush. Get to my first house the next morning to find that I'd left the other brush on the pole. So I take a look in the back of the van and my original brush is nowhere to be seen. I look up and see it sat on the roof. Nothing strange about that but I'd driven 40 miles with most of it motorway with it sat there
Yesterday I was cleaning houses on a new development. I was cleaning on both sides of the street so I put my safety cone out to warn people of the trailing hose. Today I was cleaning in a development of 9 houses. I always put my cone out. I pull up and find my cone is missing from the back of the van. I retrace my footsteps and realise the last time I used it was yesterday. I was in the same town so I packed my gear up and drove to yesterday's work. Yep!!!! There was my cone still sat on the pavement along with a little bit of dog wee next to it /emoticons/biggrin.png
What a numpty :laugh: